If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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