Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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