there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She needs sedatives and a leash
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
