Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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