Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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