She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
