She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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