Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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