if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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