Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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