i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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