She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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