When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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