DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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