no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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