so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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