It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
And then he peed in my hair
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