i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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