Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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