dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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