Plan B is the new Plan A
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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