remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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