even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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