My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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