So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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