Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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