actually, I'm a sock model
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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