I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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