can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
