He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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