Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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