1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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