another moral hangover. fuck.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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