Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
