haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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