He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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