Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
