Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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