I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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