What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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