do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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