I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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