I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Randomize
