Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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