You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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