If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
