Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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