Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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