Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If that was your dad, he is hot
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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