I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the liver wants what the liver wants
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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